For anyone who has never bought one
Seven questions. Then you know which one.
There are hundreds of things in a shop and no honest way to tell them apart from the outside. Answer seven questions and get the one type that actually fits — with what to look for, what it costs, and what nobody puts on the box. The first question decides whether the rest speak to a couple or to you on your own.
Two minutes · No account · Nothing is stored
How it works
01
Answer seven
Seven questions, one screen each. There is no wrong answer and nothing you have to explain.
02
Get one clear answer
One type that fits, two worth considering, and the honest percentage of what you asked for that each of them delivers.
03
Know what to check
Three things to look for and one thing to be careful about, for each. This is where most first purchases go wrong.
Nothing is saved
No account, no email, no cookie with anything in it. Your answers live in the address bar and nowhere else.
Types, not sales patter
We name the kind of thing that suits you and tell you what to check before you pay. What you do with that is your business.
Written for two — and for one
For a couple, the questions assume one of you may be more hesitant than the other. On your own, you are never asked something that takes a second person for granted. Both are the normal case.
All sixteen types
What each kind of toy actually does, what to look for, and who it suits. If you would rather not answer anything, start here.